ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Number three athletic boi here)
Hey. You reached Paulo. Can't come to the phone right now. I'm probably doing something awesome or someone, if you know what I mean.

Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

If this is a booty call, press 1.

beep
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Fangy smile)
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I swear I'll get my butt in gear and get these all officially done for my characters. For me, I'm pretty much good with anything. I roll with the story. I'll let you know if I don't like something and if you wanna know, feel free to ask.

DMs to character journals work. You can also ready out on my plurk or discord below:

[plurk.com profile] tseutsumi

Discord: Daddy_Nooo

HMD

Might as well combine these. Anonymous mode on. Feel free to give me feedback. I'm always looking to do better.
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Default)
All NSFW scenes, overflow, and stuff will go in here. Check the subject lines for characters and warnings.
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Daredevil fun babe!)
Sup! It's Paulo. I can't come to the phone right now. Probably off being awesome. Leave a message and I'll call you back.
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Mistletoe hat)
Hey there feline boy! So looks like you're over some of your trouble then, am I right?

Yep. I'm doin' fine~

Well...you you're tappin' someone I'm out of a job. What am I going to do now? I have a family to feed man!

No necessarily. Hold still.

Wait? What? Why do you have wire? H-Hey! D-Don't stick that theeeeeeeeeeeawwwwwwh!

[There is the noise of things being moved and the mistletoe screaming about things being stuck where things shouldn't be stuck and then quiet.]

There. Now you're a mistletoe hat. I can take you to work and to the dojo and you can harrass everyone there.

...YOU ARE A GENIUS!

No problem dude. Now I need to go do some stuff. I'll be back later.

[And again there is silence until a huff can be heard.]

What a waste, not to mention idiotic. Why would someone make a mistletoe hat? It's ridiculous.

[There is suddenly a cough from somewhere. Someone turns and then there is quiet, a long stretch of silence before...]

He's making you gay~

That's it Breaker. Come here.

[More movement followed by Timo shoving Breaker away.]

As the teenagers say; as if.

You break my heart.

Next time it's your face.

[Loud footsteps followed by a door slamming is heard.]

REJECTED!

[The audio cuts out.]

((ooc: Orange is Paulo. Green is the mistletoe. This green is Timo and blue is Breaker. Timo is puppeted with permission.))
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (*wibble*)
[The D-Comm clicks on and for a moment there is silence on the other end. Then comes the sound of someone swallowing and taking in a deep breath.]

Hey...Alice? Suoh? I...I wanted to tell you guys I'm sorry for what happened. I know I fucked up back there and I'm really sorry. I'm pretty sure you don't want to hear from me right now but I just wanted to let you guys know that. I lost control of my anger and there isn't any excuse for it really. So...yeah. Just wanted to say that and I hope you guys are having a good Christmas season or...or whatever.

And you don't have to respond if you don't want to. I'd understand...
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (I...I can't believe you!)
((OOC: Log Responses will be delayed several hours after the log ends.))

[The camera comes on as the D-Comm falls and hits the ground. The digital world gets a nice view of their Somali resident, covered head to toe in purple digisoul, his eyes blazing with rage. Hot tears run down his face and he's growling from deep inside his chest. He screams finally, a warcry of absolute anger.]


I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!

[He runs off screen and the feed cuts out as a large Dark Gaogamon as he looks down at the D-Comm and steps on it, cutting out the feed.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK!!!)
[The D-Comm comes on. Breaker sounds closer to the Comm than Paulo. There is the sound of movement and things being moved in the background. This goes on for a few seconds before the digimon finally speaks up.]

Why are you doing this?

I can't...I just can't stay here anymore. I know she's watching.

So you're just going to up and pack? Are you going to tell anyone?

I will! I just...I can't live here. I'll still work but...I need to hide. I can't take this anymore!

You're being pathetic. Period.

Fuck you Breaker! I'm done with you! Get away from me!

...Whatever feline. I'm done.

[There is the sound of the D-Comm hitting the ground and Breaker walking away.]

You bastard! When did you turn that on?!

[Paulo's only answer is the apartment door slamming shut. Paulo curses under his breath and then the audio cuts off.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Oh shi-)
[The video starts and the D-Comm appears on the ground. It is looking up at Paulo's legs that hang over the end of the bench press. He is wearing black shorts a white shirt. The weight can be seen moving up and down but from the sound of his breathing, Paulo is having a hard time. Suddenly the weight comes down and Paulo starts kicking! His tail and leg fur puff out and the sound of him gagging can be heard. He can't lift the weight up and it looks like he is in the gym alone. And the video suddenly cuts out.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Pissed off Paulo)
((ooc: Orange is for Paulo and green is for Edaniel. And blue is Timo. Jeni did indeed give me permission to NPC Edaniel.))

[When the video starts it shows a couch with Paulo on one end and Edaniel on the other. Paulo has his arms crossed, his fur slightly puffed out, and his tail is whipping back and forth rather fast. Those cat people out there can read this like a book; he's pissed. Edaniel, on the other hand, has his arms crossed and a pouty expression on his face. There is a moment of silence and it seems like the video might time out before anything is said but Paulo finally breaks the silence.]

I can't believe you said that...

I don't get what the problem is!

[Threw clenched teeth.] How do you not get what the problem is?

I just don't!. [Tail twitches.] You're being unreasonable.

I am not being unreasonable! You're being too relaxed about it!

You're acting like I insulted your mother or something!

I'm sorry if my pride is a little hurt! But...Apple Strudel?! Really?!

I wasn't exactly focused on what I was saying, you know. I was more preoccupied with what was happening right then! I thought that was normal!

Normal?! Unless you're into that kind of thing you don't yell out food names in the middle of that!

[Edaniel sputters and flails a little.] Th-That's--! Would you rather I call you something else?!

[Paulo glares.] Like what?!

I don't know! I could have said something horrible and insulting? Why is apple strudel so damn bad?

It's...it's a food stuff! You called me a pastry in the middle of sex!

[Edaniel puts a hand over his face.] I'm sorry, okay? I warned you, though! You know I'm random!

I know you're random and I like that! But...in the middle of that you decide to be random!

So, what, should I just shut up and never talk during sex again? Is that what you want?

[And finally Timo speaks up form off screen.] I really shouldn't enjoy watching you two destroy your arguably messed up relationship in front of the whole Digital World as much as I do, but... I must say, it's better than daytime soaps.

[Edaniel peeks over his hand.] ...what?

Some how you have failed to realize that yet again, a D-Comm is on and pointed in your direction. I do believe this one belongs to that cat, though.

Oh great! Now everyone knows! Should we take a poll about this? Hmmm? Hey everyone? Am I wrongfully upset or do I have a point?

[And Edaniel in a sarcastically sing song voice.] You're overreacting...

[Paulo throws a pillow at Edaniel. It hits him and he goes tumbling off the couch.]

I'm going ou- [Paulo's face goes from anger to pure shock and realization. He slowly turns towards the D-Comm and stands up.]

LUCY COULD SEE THIS! [Paulo dives for the D-Comm and knocks the coffee table over as he does.]

[Timo in the background can be heard absolutely cracking up.]

shit...shit shit shit shit shit

[In the background Edaniel can be seen shaking his head with his hand over his face.]

...I BLAME YOU! [Paulo points at Edaniel and stands up to storm off towards the door, completely forgetting about the Comm.]

Oh you are just a train wreck.

Dick...

Say what you will, I'm enjoying myself.

[Edaniel scowls and reaches over. He finally turns off the comm.]

((ooc: Paulo has the comm and is on a walk. Replied will come from him at first. If you want to talk to Edaniel, put something like 'directed to Edaniel' in the subject bar and 'directed to paulo' for the kitty cat.))
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (*drunken dancing*)
[The video comes on to show an extreme closeup of Breaker's face. he is in a dark room and the only light that seems to be coming from anywhere is the D-Comm itself, which adds to the creepiness of the shot. He is smiling and has a deep drunken blush across his cheeks. Music can be heard building in the background as he looks down at the D-Comm's camera.]

Okay, okay. You all have to see this shit... [He speaks in a hushed tone and walks out of the dark room and into the living room. He turns the camera around to show Paulo, not so much standing as swaying, in the middle of the living room. The music finally builds to the actual lyrics of this.]



[Once the lyrics start, Paulo breaks out into a strange mix of the actual dance to this song, with the hands over his head part at least, the monkey, and some other strange dance moves he seems to be making up on the spot. He spins around a few times, showing his eyes are closes as he dances. It isn't until three minutes into the song he opens his eyes and stops dead in his tracks. He stares at the camera with a blank expression, his own face covered in a deep red blush.]

How long have you been standing there?

Since you started dancing for the fifth time [hic]

How long has that beeeeeen on? [Paulo points at the camera and slurs his word.]

As long as I've been standing here.

Oh...[3...2...1...] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[Paulo runs towards the camera but we don't see much after that. Breaker obviously runs for it and now the camera is moving fast, back and forth as he pumps his arms. They go around the living room of Breaker's apartment three times before Paulo tackles Breaker into the coffee table and it breaks under them. The D-Comm goes tumbling and ends up under the couch. The two can be heard fighting and cursing in the background as all anyone sees is a close up of under the couch before it times out.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Cocky grin)
[Paulo had made sure to call Alice ahead of time and make sure Suoh would be at the dojo. He had agreed to take Lucy by so she could see if she wanted to try out learning Ninjitsu. The two were heading to Axoryi now and the light post wasn't too far away.]

Alright. It's a short walk to the dojo from the light post. You excited Lucy?
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Breaker; You said what about my feline?)
My feline left the apartment before I woke up and hasn't come back. He's not answering his D-Comm and is coping an attitude. Will someone see to him?
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Breaker: *drinking coffee*)
I normally wouldn't do this but he seems excited. I don't care what anyone does but my feline's birthday is in two days. I'm buying him a gift card myself. Do whatever you want for him.

[The audio cuts out.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (What crack are you smoking?)
I've been thinking about this for a while and I want someone to train me to defend myself. I'm not the greatest fighter but I can scrap. But I need to get better. I can pay for lessons if I need to.

Any takers?
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (*drool!*)
Heeeey Edaniel. I'm alone here at work. You...want to come visit me for lunch? I could...use the company. What do you say? You bring the food and I'll have the dessert waiting for you.
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Cocky grin)
[Paulo appears on the camera and it is obvious he is on near the stage in the bar at the bottom of the Hyperion. He smiles wide before backing up a bit. Standing behind him are a small group of Digimon he bribed into doing this, Breaker included. He winks at the camera before speaking.]

Hey, Edaniel. You've been...really great to me. Especially these last few days. You've made me really really happy and I got this idea. So, I'm going to sing something for you. Now I warn you, my singing voice isn't the greatest but I thought you would like the song and probably get the joke I'm pulling at the same time. So, here we go. Hit it!

[He jumps up onto the stage as the music starts. He starts to sing this version of the song and the digimon do a simple dance behind him, (see the video for the dance) and they all kick in during the chorus. This is Paulo's Valentine's gift to Edaniel.]



[Once the song is over, Paulo smiles but Breaker is none too pleased.]

You've known him for 2 months! How is that 'so long?'

Hey! I paid you to sing and dance! Not talk!

[Breaker grumbles and walks off the stage. Paulo turns back to the camera and smiles.]

Happy Valentines Day Edaniel!
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (but...but...I'm cute so please?)
[The camera shows Paulo looking down at screen, his face shows he hasn't had a good day. He sighs and closes his eyes. He takes a deep breath before opening those eyes and speaking.]

Hey Edaniel. I was thinking. Both of us working to pay our rent separately is stupid. If we work together on only one rent payment it might be easier. So...I was wondering if you wanted to move in together? Like roommates...or something.

I know it's sudden and all but I was just wondering. What do you think?
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (*nice clothes blush*)
Um...Hey, Edaniel? It's Paulo. A-Are you there?

[No. He's not nervous about this at all.]
ikissedaboyandlikedit: (Breaker)
[The comm clicks on and immediately the sound of sobs can be heard in the background. Someone is crying quite loudly but no words can be made out. There is an audible sigh before the digimon starts talking.]

My Tamer's been attacked. I need someone, preferably someone living in the Hyperion, to help me move him. He's injured and...well I'm sure you can hear him. Contact me as soon as you can.

[The sobs are still going strong as the comm cuts out.]

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